
Which R&B singer would win in a fight to the death: Chris Brown the alleged Rihanna attacker or R Kelly the alleged child pisser?

Which R&B singer would win in a fight to the death: Chris Brown the alleged Rihanna attacker or R Kelly the alleged child pisser?

With Valentine’s Day approaching, you single guys may feel a little left out. But don’t sweat it. You can always turn to the old standby: picking up a cougar.
Or rather, letting a cougar pick you up. And according to Ilona Paris, author of the book, Hot Cougar Sex, the best places to make yourself available as cougar bait are: the gym, the grocery store, Home Depot (typical pickup line: “Can you help me? I’m looking for some caulk.”), sports bars, the Puma store, and tanning salons, where they’re working their skin into a leathery brown.
Once firmly in your cougar’s dragon-nailed grasp, there are some things Ilona recommends you never say. Until, of course, it’s time to get her to move on. (She’s got eight, but I’m sure there are more. So feel free to add them in the comments below.)
1. So, how old are you?
2. (When she mentions a historic event) I wasn’t born then.
3. (When she tunes in a station on the car radio) That music is from the old days.
4. Don’t you have an iPod/iPhone/other high-tech device?
5. You don’t use Botox, do you?
6. Do you dye your hair?
7. You might want to work out more to tighten things up.
And finally, 8. Cosmos are so old fashioned.

Hot on the heels of yesterday’s news that the first downloadable content for Call of Duty: World at War would include more zombies, developer Treyarch has revealed a whole host of new info, including word that the DLC will see release sometime next month.
The pack (cleverly dubbed “Map Pack 1″) will include four new multiplayer maps. The above-pictured “Nightfire” is set in the darkened streets of Berlin, “Knee Deep” takes place in the jungles of a Pacific island, and “Station” has you battling through the bombed out ruins of a subway platform.
Most World at War fans, however, are hoping for more information on the final map, which Treyarch community manger Josh Olin describes thusly:
This new level, named “Verrückt” (Zombie Asylum), splits your team up as you cooperatively battle wave after wave of undead Zombie soldiers. It features new weapons, electroshock defense systems and a Perks-a-Cola machine for purchasing multiplayer PERKS to combat the Zombie horde!
So far, neither Treyarch, nor publisher Activision, have revealed a price point for Map Pack 1.
Hulu is probably the best (legal) web site for finding full length streaming TV episodes and movies. But there’s one thing I’ve been craving ever since Hulu first launched: an easy way to watch Hulu videos on my TV from the comfort of my couch.
Zinc and Boxee have both offered solutions. But Boxee is still in Alpha, and right now it’s only publicly available for Mac and Linux users, although a Windows version is in private alpha testing. Zinc’s application actually works pretty well with Windows, but navigating the list of TV shows with a remote control can be a bit of a hassle. And there’s no simple way to integrate Zviewer with Windows Media Center.
Now there’s a new player in town, called SecondRun.tv. And it’s designed specifically to work with Windows Media Center. The plugin isn’t available to the public yet, but the developer says it’s fully functional and he’s posted a video to prove it. SecondRun.tv should be ready to release soon.
The plugin will let you browse and watch Hulu videos on any machine with Windows Vista Media Center. Odds are it will also work with Windows 7. And while it hasn’t been tested with Media Center Extenders like the Xbox 360 yet, there’s a pretty good chance they’ll work too.
Our contractual obligations mean that we are duty bound to inform you of any developments in the world of iTunes and the Beatles. Trust me: we don’t like it any more than you do, but if we don’t report it, then we will be rent limb from limb by a madding horde of zombies, like the beginning of A Hard Day’s Night.
So, I’ll try to make this as painless as possible. In an interview with Entertainment Weekly’s PopWatch blog, Sir Paul—now 66 and looking remarkably well-preserved—talked about his latest collaborations, vegetarian lasagna, and, yes, the state of The Beatles on iTunes.
Last October, MTV announced that subsidiary Harmonix, developer of Rock Band, would produce a video game title featuring Beatles music, the first time the catalog would appear in digital form. So what of iTunes?
It’s a bit of a sticky issue. We want it to happen. The record company was taken over by new people quite recently, so there is a gridlock of sorts. I’d like to make it happen. Though I am not part of the negotiations, thank goodness [laughs].
There you have it. That didn’t hurt a bit, now did it? Slap this band-aid on, go grab a cookie, and off with you. You’ve got more important things to do.

DJing has changed dramatically since you destroyed your parents’ Boston albums emulating Jam Master Jay. The Numark iDJ2 lets you embrace the digital path of DJing without spending thousands of dollars on equipment and vinyl albums.
The mixer adds an iPod dock to a self-contained DJ rig. DJs-in-training import their music into the device’s library from an iPod or USB thumb drive. Navigating the file system and sending songs to their appropriate “turntable” on the easy-to-read display is intuitive, and after about 15 minutes, you’ll be swapping beats back and forth like a pro.
The top of the device contains myriad knobs, sliders, lights, and displays. At first glance it seems overwhelming, but you’ll soon realize you need them all to attain optimal def-ness on the turntable. Faders, pitch control, tri-band equalizer, gain and jog wheels give you incredible control over your tracks. The pitch control allows you to change the tempo of your selection for easier blending of tracks with slightly differing beats per minute. The biggest drawback is the actual scratching you can do on the iDJ2. The rubber jog wheel, while easy to grip, doesn’t replicate the feel of vinyl, and we found it difficult to consistently get a track back to speed after “scratching.”
The light, yet rugged, plastic case won’t take the same beating as a metal mixer, but it’s still sturdy enough to give users years of service before taking any serious damage. Numark gives you audio ports aplenty, and the sound quality is spectacular.

VentureBeat received word from a mystery-ninja source that Apple asked Google not to incorporate Apple’s now patented multi-touch in to the Android operating system. According to the source, Google was more than happy to play along with Apple’s requests.
The G1 is a decent phone, with nifty little features, such as being open source, and not being on AT&T. But the phone has received its fair share of criticism due in part to its lackluster touch based user interface. Walt Mossberg of the Wall Street Journal put it lightly when he said it was, “inferior to the iPhone’s.”
Other reviews, such as this one from CNET, have also been disappointed by the G1’s lack of multi-touch capabilities, “Admittedly, we really missed this feature, since it makes viewing Web pages and pictures easy, but it’s not necessary.”
In the VentureBeat article, their source reported that the Android team was happy to have complied with Apple’s wishes since it has been able to avoid a lawsuit with Apple. there is speculation that Palm’s Pre could be be in Apple’s lawyer-lovin’ sights. Both Apple and Palm have promised to attack anyone that rips off their multi-touch capabilities, Apple was just granted the multi-touch patent award.
Google has developed a strong relationship with Apple. Their services have been integrated into OS X and the iPhone. They’ve also recently collaborated with Apple for some iLife ‘09 desktop action.
We all know sharing is caring, and while that’s great, it’s not clear if Google actually decided to remove a feature from the Android OS update, or if the super-secret source is taking the Internet for a ride on the super-scam scooter of lies.

Once again, an analyst has peered into a magical crystal ball and pulled out an iPhone that will retail for $99.
RBC analyst, Mark Abramsky reported this morning that Apple will begin selling an entry-level iPhone sometime this summer. The cheapo iPhone will come with exciting cost-saving features like, no 3G access, no GPS, a lower resolution camera, and a $15/month data plan with a usage cap.
Silicon Alley Insider points out that iSuppli noted that adding 3G and GPS only cost Apple $20 per iPhone. Making us wonder how likely the possibly of a stripped $99 iPhone really is.
Mark Abramsky goes on to state that Apple is expected to release an updated iPhone 3G with larger capacity, the ability to record video, and a higher resolution screen this summer.
It would be great if Apple released a $99 iPhone that didn’t gut the device of its functionality, we’re just not going to be holding our breath for it.
What do you think? Is Apple going to release a $99 iPhone this summer?
Microsoft Tuesday patched eight vulnerabilities — three of them marked “critical” — in the company’s Internet Explorer (IE), Office, Exchange and SQL Server software.
The most serious of the flaws is a bug in Exchange that attackers can trigger simply by sending a specially-crafted message to a company’s mail server.
In Tuesday’s four security updates, Microsoft delivered fixes for the three critical flaws, as well as patches for five additional bugs it pegged as “important,” the second-highest threat level in the company’s four-step scoring system.
Several researchers put the Exchange update, MS09-003 , at the top of their list because of the likely attack vector. According to Microsoft, the critical Exchange vulnerability can be exploited when a user “opens or previews a specially crafted e-mail message sent in TNEF format or when the Microsoft Exchange Server Information Store processes the specially crafted message.”
TNEF, for Transport Neutral Encapsulation Format, is a proprietary e-mail attachment format used by Microsoft’s popular Outlook e-mail client as well as Exchange.
“This seems to be a pretty bad one,” said Wolfgang Kandek , CTO at security company Qualys Inc. “Just receiving an e-mail triggers it.”
Andrew Storms , director of security operations at nCircle Network Security Inc., agreed. “What we’re seeing here is that you can send a message and take control of an Exchange server,” said Storms. “I don’t remember an Exchange vulnerability that’s quite so blatant. The functionality that the server provides is the way that you attack the system.”
Attackers would love to get their hands on corporate mail servers, both researchers said. “So much intellectual property and confidential information is passed around via e-mail,” said Storms, who wagered that the rewards would tempt criminals immediately. “All the smart minds will start looking at this.”
“In addition to snooping corporate secrets, [a compromised Exchange server] can be used as a launch pad for attacks against other servers in the enterprise,” Rohit Dhamankar, director of 3Com Corp.’s TippingPoint DVLabs, noted in an e-mail Tuesday.
On the plus side, said Storms, is Microsoft’s exploitability rating for the Exchange bug. Because the company labeled it as “Inconsistent exploit code likely,” Storms said, enterprises might have some breathing space. “Attackers might not be so quick to come up with an exploit,” he said, “so we may have a little window here before having to patch.”
The second critical update, MS09-002 , patches a pair of vulnerabilities in IE7, Microsoft’s current production browser and supposedly its most secure. The two flaws, one in IE7’s Cascading Style Sheets (CSS) handling, the other a memory corruption vulnerability, likely cropped up in the browser when Microsoft rewrote sections of its older IE6, said Storms and Kandek.
“This is another head-scratcher,” said Storms. “Why is it IE7 only? What did they introduce or miss? You would have thought that [IE7] would have been fully tested, so the answer may be in what they rewrote.”
“This should be patched immediately,” added Kandek. “I cannot imagine anything breaking by patching IE.”
As expected, the SQL Server update patched a vulnerability that Microsoft acknowledged in December 2008 , then a few days later confirmed it had been working on since April, when an Austrian security researcher first reported the bug. The researcher, Bernhard Mueller of SEC Consult Security, eventually went public with his findings after he was ignored by Microsoft .
“It’s still interesting,” said Storms of the SQL Server fix, “just not nearly as interesting now that we know what else was patched today.”
The fourth update fixes three separate flaws in the file formats parsed by Visio, the diagramming application that’s part of the Office family. Microsoft rated MS09-005 as important.
“The Exchange [update] is the most serious,” said Qualys’ Kandek. “Patch that first. And if you cannot [patch], go into your attachment manager and filter attachments there.”
“Don’t sit on the couch for this one,” echoed Storms.
February’s four security updates can be downloaded and installed via the Microsoft Update and Windows Update services, as well as through Windows Server Update Services.
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